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A

Jack:Yesterday I saw you running down the street pushing your bicycle.

Jim:Yes. I was late for an appointment(约会)and didn’t have time to get on(上车).

B

Amy:Anne kissed me.

Mother:How nice!Did you kiss her back, dear?

Amy:Of course not. I kissed her face.

注:back有两解:①背部;②作为回报。

C

Teacher:It’s the law of gravity(重力)that keeps us from falling off the earth.

Sheila:What kept us from falling off before the law was passed?

注:law:①法律;②定律,法则。

D

Teacher:Now, class, are there any questions?

Dan:Yes. Where do these words go when you rub them off the blackboard?

E

Father:What did you learn in school today, son?

Son:I learned to say,“Yes, sir; no, sir; thank you, sir.”

Father:You did?

Son:Yes, sir.

F

Teacher:Sam, if you had three apples and ate one, how many would you have?

Sam:Three. Two outside and one inside.

G

Bud:I’m so late this morning because every step I took, I slipped(滑倒)back two.

Teacher:At that rate(那样的话), you wouldn’t be here now.

Bud:Oh, I turned around and walked the other way.

H

Ann:I’m saving money to buy one of those small Japanese radios.

Nan:But can you understand what they’re saying?

I

Teacher:If you stood with your back to the north and faced due south(正南), what would you be on your left hand?

Bess:Fingers.

J

Woman at movies:If my hat prevents you from seeing the picture, I’ll remove it.

Man:Please don’t bother(操心).Your hat is funnier than the picture.

K

Taxi driver:Sorry, I forgot to turn on the meter(计程表)and I don’t know how much to charge you.

Passenger:That’s OK. I forgot to bring money, so I can’t pay you anyway.

L

Customer:What do these coins(硬币)mean in my soup?

Waiter:Well, sir, you said you’d stop eating here if there wasn’t some change in the food.

注:change:①改变;②零钱。

M

Harry:My face is my fortune(财产).

Henry:You’ll never have to pay any income tax(所得税).

N

Doctor:You’re coughing more easily this mornng.

Patient:I should. I’ve been practicing all night.

O

Mother:Please close the window, son. It’s cold outside.

Son:If I close the window, will it be warm outside?

P

Uncle Jack:Did you catch all those fish by yourself?

Smart Alex:Oh, no, I had a worm to help me.

Q

Ned:Pardon me for walking on your feet(踩了脚).

Ted:That’s okay. I often walk on my own feet.

R

Student:Professor, why do you use three pairs of glasses?

Professor:Well, one is for close, one is for distance, and the third is to look for the other two.

S

Bill:Did you hear about the burglar(窃贼)at alarm(响警铃)?

Marty:No, what about it?

Bill:The burglar didn’t hear about it either. That’s why he’s in jail(坐牢)now.

T

Fred:My teacher does good bird imitations(模仿鸟的动作).

Ted:What kind of bird?

Fred:She watches me like a hawk(鹰).

U

Harry:Sorry you have a toothache. I’d have that tooth pulled if it were mine.

Larry:So would I, if it was yours.