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Please Stand Up

Miss Brown: Is everyone here today?

Tom: No.

Miss Brown: Who isn’t here? Please stand up.

请起立

布朗小姐:今天大家都到齐了吗?

汤姆:没有｡

布朗小姐:谁没来?请起立｡

All of Me

Policeman: Where were you born?

Passenger: England, sir.

Policeman: Which part?

Passenger: All of me, sir.

浑身上下

警察:你是在哪儿出生的?

旅客:在英国,警官｡

警察:哪个部分?

旅客:浑身上下,警官｡

Three Reasons

Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round.

John: Mum says, Dad says, and you say so.

三条理由

老师:约翰,请说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的｡

约翰:妈妈是这么说的,爸爸是这么说的,你也是这么说的｡

Homework

Teacher: I’m able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly.

Student: Yes, sir. My mother is a much better writer than my father.

家庭作业

老师:我只能读通你的一篇作文,另一篇实在是糟透了｡

学生:是的,先生｡我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了｡

Writing a Composition

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition. The title is: If I Am a Manager

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked about the reason.

“I am waiting for my secretary.” was the boy’s answer.

写作文

一天在课堂上,老师要同学们写一篇作文:《如果我是经理》

所有的学生都动笔写了,只有一个男生例外｡老师走过去问他原因｡

“我在等我的秘书｡”那孩子答道｡

I Know the Answer

Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

我知道答案

教师:你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗?

学生:我能,先生｡他们都死了｡

I Can’t See Clearly

Jack failed his final examination. So his father blamed him for his poor result.

“You should find the cause of your failure,” his father said in anger.

“Yes, you should have gotten me a pair of glasses,” Jack said.

“You mean that you can’t see clearly what the teacher writes in class?” his father asked.

“No, not that. I couldn’t see clearly what my desk-mate was writing in his exam paper.”

我看不清

杰克期末考试不及格,因此他爸爸责备他成绩差｡

“你应该找出失败的原因,”他爸爸生气地说｡

“是的,您本应该给我买一副眼镜的,”杰克说｡

“你是说你上课时看不清老师写的字?”他爸爸问道｡

“不,不是这么回事,我看不清同桌卷子上写的什么｡”

杨艳丽／供稿